• iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
  • eracist:

    I hate when people transfer to my school and become popular no that’s bullshit I’ve been here for 12 years screw u

    wienrs:

    if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

    plantdust:

    i need clear skin by yesterday

    irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
    meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation
    
Me, everyday.

    hoebutmadefashion:

    hoebutmadefashion:

    my school was full off hot ass people tbh

    i was homeschooled

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    zabuza:

    when kids stare at you for a long time

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    epic-humor:

    sloth-grunge:

    trying to comfort someone like

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do you have any idea what time it is young lady

    greetings:

    when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free

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